Warning – Sweary Alert.

Been a bit of a shitty week and I’m a bit fed up.

I’m fed up with

• Sleazy politicians.
• Sleazy politicians breaking their election promises in pursuit of the trappings of power.
• Sleazy politicians trying to be sincere and showing us how crap they are at acting.
• Sleazy politicians lying to protect themselves.
• Sleazy politicians making piss-poor points because they just don’t have a decent grasp of their subject.
• Sleazy politicians trying to convince us that they understand how tough life is.
• Sleazy politicians screwing up pensions while they keep their final salary scheme.

I’m fed up with

• Bankers.
• Bankers’ bonuses for bollocking things up.

I’m fed up with

• Windows updating every twenty bloody minutes.
• Windows needing a fucking restart every time it updates the clock.

I’m fed up with

• Car insurance adverts.
• X-Factor.
• Trailers for Signed by Katie Price.
• Crap sequels, in particular An Idiot Abroad 2.
• Conrad Murray – I don’t care how much junk he pumped into that zombie.

I’m fed up with

• Drivers on their mobile phones.
• Pedestrians on their mobile phones.
• Stupid little tosssers in Saxos and Corsas that look like they’ve been coated in glue and driven through Halfords.
• Petrol prices which mean taking out a fucking bank loan just to go down the shops.

I’m fed up with

• Companies that think it’s OK to bombard you with automated calls on your mobile when you’re at work.
• Pensioners doing their oh-so-slow shopping at the weekend when the rest of us have to. Do it during the fucking week when we’re at work.
• People who get off the end of the escalator and then stop as if touched by the hand of god.
• UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA. (THAT one’s a real perisher!)

I’m fed up with

• Cruelty to animals.
• Cruelty to people in the name of religion.
• That mad cow who spouts gospel nonsense in George Street.

 The list is far from exhaustive and I’ve left comments open on this one. Feel free to add your own … if I agree I’ll add them!