It’s been reported today that the President of Nicaragua, Daniel Ortega, thinks Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel is possessed by the devil and has called on Pope Francis to exorcise his demons.

You could not make this stuff up!

There is an exchange gag in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas in the the state Governor is asked what he thinks about the situation in the middle east.

He replies “I was sayin’ just this morning at the weekly prayer breakfast, in this historic capital, that it behooves both the Jews and the Arabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner!”