Shapps Craps

Tory Party Chair-Person Grant Shapps has been making merry today in the wake of Maria Miller’s much belated resignation for getting her hand stuck in the till.

He said: “Labour is making much of this today, but let’s face it they have MPs who have gone to jail – which is something that hasn’t happened on our side – for wrongdoing.”

Err, so since when were Tory peers not Members of Parliament? Or has Mr Craps forgotten My Lords Taylor and Hanningfield – jailed for noses in the trough.

And don’t think we’ve forgotten Sir Peter Viggers’s £1,645 duck house!

Or Messrs Jeffrey Archer and Jonathon Aitken – both jailed for perjury!

Sod off, Grant, you cheap tosser.