Just been watching the wind-up of the first reading of the election bill in the Commons. Basically just half an hour of ad hominem attacks on each other.
Soooooooo tired of all this Yah, Sucks, Boo behaviour and then one of them has the nerve to stand up on a point of order and say they should all be a model to the country during the coming campaign.
We’re doomed, I tell you!
Please stop sodding around and sort this mess out – one way or the other. We’re bored with it now.
The rest of the country.
Well, at least a general election might knock some of those ceaseless christmas adverts out of the TV schedules – even though both make unrealistic promises about how wonderful our busy lives could be if we just voted Tampax …
The absentee MP Sam Gyimah has already dropped out – reading between the lines he couldn’t get eight MPs to sign his nomination papers – and won’t be sadly missed.
We’ve already had a taster with GoveCoke-gate, but if this lot stay the course we’re in for two weeks of the bitterest and bitchiest campaigning you’ll ever see.
“It doesn’t matter if you are middle class or not – anyone who takes class A drugs, they need to think about that supply chain that comes from Colombia, let’s say, to Chelsea and the number of lives that are destroyed along the way.”
That’s a low blow, even by the standards of a Tory leadership race. Kicking a man when they’re down is dashed unsporting, don’tcha know!
Snorted some Charlie two decades ago?
That’s Chinless Gig-lamps out of the race.
You might be a nurse, but use the hospital car park!
another arsehole. Back with the hospital workers who use our estate as a free car park.
… is the turd who left this pile of shit despite there being a waste bin ten feet away.
A new driver who thinks it’s OK to block the whole damned pavement.