All this and more for £1.94

Oh – the joy of Ebay. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.

From: Buyer
To: Vendor
Subject: Buyer has sent a question about item that ended on 14-Jul-10 18:45:19 BST – Freddy vs Jason – DVD
Sent Date: 14-Jul-10 19:45:41 BST

Dear Vendor,

hello i am really sorry but my daughter has gone on my account and been bidding on a few films … i do not wish to buy this film please can you cancel this please thank you
– Buyer

From: Vendor
To: Buyer
Sent Date: 14-Jul-10 20:10:07 BST

Dear Buyer,

I’m afraid I rather think that is your problem, not mine. Whoever was using your account bid twice on this and I could have sold it to a genuine seller. As it is I now have a final value fee on my account.

I am open to suggestions, but I am not prepared to cancel the item without some recompense.

– Vendor

From: Buyer
To: Vendor
Sent Date: 14-Jul-10 20:24:18 BST

Dear Vendor,

i do not think this is my fault at all .. kids will be kids and she shouldnt of gone on my computer ..but i am not paying for something which i do not want and which i would neva let my daughter watch ..thank you but i aint paying for it

– Buyer

Date: Wed, 14 Jul 2010 12:28:42 -0700
From: Buyer
To: Vendor

Dear Buyer,

I disagree. Your password is your responsibility.
Unfortunately, you leave me no option but to refer this to Ebay as a breach of your account.

– Vendor

She then switches directly to my email account.

From: Her
To: Me
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 8:33 PM

i dont no what good that will do because i have no money in my account and i think ur being rava unfair

From: Me
To: Her
Date: Wed, 14 Jul 2010 20:46:28 +0100

I have lost a genuine sale and incurred a final value fee because you cannot operate your account properly.
Why should I be out of pocket because of you?

What good will it do? Ebay can suspend your account and at least stop you doing it to anyone else.

You can either now pay me what you owe me or I report it as an unpaid transaction.

From: Her
To: Me
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 8:54 PM

its 2pound thats it bloody hell how are you going to be out of pocket ..and thanks but this has never happend before have u not chekd my profile …its a one off thing which went wrong if u cancel you can claim the money back of ebay thank you

From: Me
To: Her
Date: Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:02:26 +0100

Please don’t swear at me. Foul language will not solve anything.
You will recall that I said I was open to suggestions, but you refused point blank to be reasonable about this.
However, in view of your rude behaviour that offer is now withdrawn.
You have four days in which to pay in full or I will refer it to Ebay.

From: Her
To: Me
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:09 PM

i never swore at u if u look at what i put!.. i always say bloody hell ..i dont mean anything bye it i just used it in a sentance . so i didnt swear at you.. and also if you hadnt come along with the attitude and i quote-What good will it do? Ebay can suspend your account and at least stop you doing it to anyone else…. doing it to some one else doing what it was a mistake i appologised … you make me sound like i do that to everyone..
it was my fault for leaving the computer on and lettin her pplay with it .. ok …. i you closed that deal of suggestions on the last comment bye u saying you can either pay me now or youl let ebay deal with it..;. not once have i met a rude dealer on ebay at all ….

From: Me
To: Her
Date: Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:16:56 +0100

I have not once been rude to you, which is sadly more than can be said for you.

I offered you the chance to make a suggestion and your reply, and I quote, was “i aint paying for it”.

You asked the question “What good will it do?” and I answered it.

I do not propose to enter into any further correspondence with you on this.

From: Her
To: Me
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:18 PM

i appologise if i sseemd to be rude but i aint being rude … i just cant believe your makeing an argument with me over 2pound… didnt mean to offend you..im just a bit stresed so i am sorry for that!

From: Her
To: Me
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:22 PM

i dont want any arguments …exspecially with some one i do not no … so i have paid for it ..sorry for the inconvieniance.thank you

From: Her
To: Me
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:31 PM

i am sorry .. do you accept my appology?

From: Me
To: Her
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:34 PM

Yes. Thank you.
Your DVD will be mailed within the next three days.